Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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