i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Randomize
