Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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