am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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