Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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