operation have a gay friend backfired
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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