On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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