I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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