We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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