hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
Randomize
