Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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