When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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