Are we in a gay sports bar?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
the day after is always just damage control
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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