I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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