trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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