Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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