you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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