whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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