so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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