Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Randomize
