I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
