Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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