I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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