Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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