I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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