Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I need to calm my uterus...
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Randomize
