I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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