What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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