Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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