ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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