Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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