going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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