I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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