I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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