Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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