how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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