I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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