No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I fill condoms, not promises.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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