I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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