By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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