16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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