Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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