the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
