I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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