Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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