i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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