i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she told me i tasted like america
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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