I'm drive I can fine osifer
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
