How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
