Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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