Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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