You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Never joke about your clitoris.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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